1 Life IS hard (em>
2 Do the crossword every day
3 If he wipes the smile off your face sweetie, kick him to the curb (Bizarrely offered during one of the more scarier cabrides off my life).
4 If the label says Drycleanable - then you probably should. (Maggie Alderson).
5 If you don't first love yourself, then no one else can either (a good friend of my Grandmothers when I was about nine or so)
6 You can't look for love, you have to let it find you (have absolutely no idea who said this)
7 Beware of being a 'uterus' (North Sydney Pyscho)
8 Never mix the grain and the grape (a father of a dear friend from long long ago)
9 Never lend what you can't afford to give away (proverb - possibly irish?)
10 Love many, hate few, but always paddle your own canoe (My mothers' autograph book from when she was a slip of a lass of, oh, about 14)
11 If in doubt, chuck it out (Marketing Manager of years gone by when I was attempting to make sense of the shitheap of the marketing cupboard)
12 Never leave the house with out at the very least lipstick on, you never know who you might meet! (You Knowwhoyouare)
13 When the student is ready; the teacher will come
14 You never know your luck in a big city
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